Love: Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 05:23 - Canada

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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SunlightVeins 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:23

Depending on the car you have, it's very possible for a cat to get into a car. You know how curiosity kills the cat? My mom once drove around town with one of our cats under the hood because it climbed up there and slept. It just stayed there the whole time.

RevengeOnYou 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:11

Hehe i love the illustration x3

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rivaraven 35

Tuesday 22 January 2013 14:52

That illustration... :3

bigbangvip1 7

Saturday 18 May 2013 3:12

i died laughing at the illustration XD

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:13

I don't know what I'd do if I was allergic to cats. I love them! By the way, the cat in the illustration is SO DARN CUTE

Legendslayer222 26

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:08

Oh my gosh this has to be the best illustration I've seen on this site.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:17

Poor kitty cat. I hope it is okay.

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 20 January 2015 17:41

I wish a cat would sneak into my car. I'd keep it.

Bekahlynn99 14

Friday 29 May 2015 16:42

Because calling animal control and/or a locksmith was too much work. Smh

ThatOneFMLer 7

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:17

Why don't you drive to get it cleaned? JK

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