Miscellaneous: Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:17

Which one of you was more pissed?

Indianboy9321 25

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:23

She?

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mkayden 23

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:29

His timing is awesome.

scott1093 13

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:36

Sorry everybody. I made the comment on a wrong FML . FML

iamthunder 4

Monday 12 May 2014 2:35

Damn you must got like the world's nicest looking private part if one look and he fell in love!

jonnd2240 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:53

He wanted to make sure you didn't pee your pants from shock

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:59

Atleast you weren't pooping..that would have been awkward...

EyRaB 17

Monday 27 April 2015 22:10

how romantic of him!

EevieBear 26

Thursday 2 June 2016 18:41

Hopefully he didn't PISS you off too much! It seems your relationship with him... Has gone down the toilet! ...in all seriousness though, that sucks op. At least you know someone likes you?

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