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By blanknameisblank - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2019 18:00

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 21/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Lawrenceburg

Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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Powerful

By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:09

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:10

That must have been one massive zit

Comments

shelnutt44 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 17:26

omg ahahahahah

sanamrvk 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 17:29

I hope you got it, at least!

imbedderdenu 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:41

wtf

thisismyfuck 2

Wednesday 11 June 2014 1:48

Did you use a hammer to pop it?

vanillagurll 5

Wednesday 11 June 2014 7:34

Sarahm93 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 15:12

Dont EVER underestimate the power of the zit.

MrBowman 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:07

I think that's you're nose not a zit. Sorry friend.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:50

How? We need more information here!

christine_morey 1

Thursday 12 June 2014 1:13

Never pop zits you'll get scars and scars are much worse than zits duh

hailsatan9549 6

Thursday 12 June 2014 2:16

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