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By blanknameisblank - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:09

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:10

That must have been one massive zit

Comments

lollypop624 11

Thursday 12 June 2014 21:40

How exactly?

fristinkristin 16

Friday 13 June 2014 4:36

Damn must've been some major zit popping!

swag_fuck91 2

Friday 13 June 2014 15:30

Idiot.

ripersticker 3

Friday 13 June 2014 18:58

how does this even happen lol?

um_morgan 1

Saturday 14 June 2014 9:27

...did you get the zit?

steffysxe 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:00

is the zit still there is the important thing.

cmbar831 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:53

The only FML with a period after it

xo_autumn_rose 6

Wednesday 18 June 2014 20:22

That doesn't seem possible. bol.

Marissa1586 18

Friday 27 June 2014 7:03

How does one accomplish that?

SmokeDD 2

Tuesday 23 June 2015 12:21

Hate to be the one BREAKING the news OP, but I think you're doing it wrong.

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