Love, Vacation, Drugs and Suspicious: No stars on Trip Advisor - FML

No stars on Trip Advisor

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 11:00 - United States - Ingleside

Today, I paid for my man to get a massage while we were on vacation. The hour passes and he wasn't answering his phone or texts. I go to the room and he’s just getting out of the shower. I come to find out she is high on ketamine, and he said they kissed. He still denies it. This is what I get for getting him a massage. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 2 March 2023 18:08

He denies a kiss he says they had?

dreams2383 18

Friday 3 March 2023 2:04

he definitely got more then a kiss

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 2 March 2023 18:08

He denies a kiss he says they had?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 March 2023 21:44

Kissed? Pshaw! He probably got a happy ending! Fiddlesticks!!!

dreams2383 18

Friday 3 March 2023 2:04

he definitely got more then a kiss

xxfersurebabexx 14

Friday 3 March 2023 4:21

What in the white lotus ?!

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