Work: I just work here

I just work here

By fishingforubies2 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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Risky business

By PleaseCalmDownThisIsALibrary - 30/06/2023 16:00 - United States - Columbia

Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML

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You deserved it 95

It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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You deserved it 15 687

By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 952

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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You deserved it 112

Throw the book at him

By Jen - 30/04/2019 20:00

Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML

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You deserved it 284

By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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You deserved it 3 927

Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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You deserved it 187

My short hair!

By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 337

Freakout

By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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You deserved it 48 210

By FallCameEarly - 27/02/2014 06:21 - United States - Alhambra

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

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You deserved it 3 888

Welshite 39

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:25

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "book worm".

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:25

He was just trying to keep your first day interesting

Comments

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:39

I've heard of Dick in a Box but never Dick in a Book

cutiegroove 10

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:46

Yet another reason to hate Fifty Shades of Grey.

Econforthwin 15

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:55

And Moby Dick was never the same again.

ezrajab 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:00

Ouch that sucks! Sorry op

deviousangel89 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:00

How disgusting!

Edward862 7

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:04

doubt

AdamPractical 18

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:05

Man he knows the number one way to not get bothered in a library...

TheMissionary 6

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:35

I bet he was reading Fifty Shades of Grey

Seabass_Chan 33

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:48

Just avoid the library; they're can't possibly be anyone stable in those places.

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Tuesday 28 July 2015 14:29

the OP works there....

Geckosrock99 33

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:51

Some people just don't see that they need to take good care of things that don't belong to them. It's incredibility rude, and in this case, disgusting.