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By Jessica - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 189

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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You deserved it 1 712

Awkward

By NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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You deserved it 4 240

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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You deserved it 2 544

By itsjustemcee - 02/02/2016 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 629

By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 5 192

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 790

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 135

danaloren 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:49

just hope she dies first (:

youliketacos 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:50

Old people, they say the darnest things!

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cynide 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

can you spell Monster in law?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:56

*copies off of your comment* Yes! :D

MrSassypants 33

Friday 8 July 2011 6:36

15 I viewed your profile and you have 0 comments... O_o *in Shaggy's voice from Scooby-doo* like this is some freaky shit man!

swittig 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:52

^explain this bullshit!

katynkayy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:18

FREAKY. O.o

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 14:35

Yeah I don't know why it says that, I've been on FML for awhile O_o

lilmisslovely13 15

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

ahaha!!! that's really funny and this made my day!!!!!!!

jillianmathers12 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Over protective much?!

jacob4848 4

Friday 8 July 2011 5:56

Got to love the crazy old people.

txgirl2013 14

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

Cranky Old people are so cute

MrSexyPants 14

Friday 8 July 2011 6:52

And so is that kitty. :D

Jacobt24 19

Friday 8 July 2011 8:08

I thought it was a fox?

mk58 31

Friday 8 July 2011 6:00

Oh they're sophisticated alright. *eye roll*

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:47

that's just what I was thinking

emsiti 6

Friday 8 July 2011 6:00

she wants her bingo money!

Brittnaahh 3

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

wtf? o.o

franceypants 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

... talk about "cute old ladies" !!

cdabomm326 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

she means business. Well now you know he's got an amount worth protecting. ;)

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Same thing different taste

Thanks!

Mystery

Awkward

You can't hurry love

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