Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 920 You deserved it 49 041 Share Tweet Share
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 937 You deserved it 2 347
Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 661 You deserved it 3 513
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 643 You deserved it 8 687
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 382
Today, I was kicked out of my ex-girlfriend's apartment, with whom I’ve been staying with, because I’m a 'bad influence to her two sons' since I’m an 'alcoholic who passed out and pissed the couch.” I’ve been sober since the beginning of January, and have been in AA since. I'm also prone to seizures. She does Meth. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 068 You deserved it 281
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 97
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)