Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 920 You deserved it 49 042 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 364 You deserved it 339 422
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 823 You deserved it 15 165
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 026 You deserved it 2 789
Today, I woke up at 3:45 am, and got ready to leave my house before 5, since I needed to be at my new job for orientation at 6. When I got there, I realized they actually meant 6 pm. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 562 You deserved it 3 180
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML I agree, your life sucks 34 827 You deserved it 5 236
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 462 You deserved it 835
Today, the only way my newborn sleeps is if I dance around with him strapped to me. Six hours and counting. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 952 You deserved it 496
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML I agree, your life sucks 317 You deserved it 100
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)