Nearly FMLs

By whoops - 21/02/2016 15:04 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that the perfect school won't process my application because I didn't submit all of the materials on time. Confused I looked into this and found that they mistakenly charged me an extra $50 for my application. I guess that money didn't go towards the background check I needed. FML

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By mcattackzz - 21/02/2016 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was in McDonald's getting some food and while waiting in line the impatient old lady standing behind me screamed and fell to the floor and accused me of attacking her. I was arrested and fined $250 dollars and I didnt get my food.

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By Kay42 - 21/02/2016 14:35 - United States - Abbeville

Today, while hog hunting, I had to piss real bad. I got out the stand and walked a good half mile away. I Pissed and on the way back I saw a big ass hog. I took my gun and right as I was about to pull the trigger I was trampled from behind by an even bigger hog. FML

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By harleyquinnxx - 21/02/2016 14:25 - United States - Malone

Today, while helping rewire lighting in an addition my dad and I are adding to a clients house, I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a copper wire, I can't see out of my right eye right now. FML

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By walid820014 - 21/02/2016 14:24 - Algeria

Today, I realised that my English teacher is everywhere. He comments on my Facebook posts. He went to the same hotel as me on holidays. I always meet him at the mall. FML

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By Captain - 21/02/2016 13:57 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, it's only 8:00am and I should be getting dressed for our 8:20 playoff hockey game against our rivals. What am doing instead? Puking and shitting my guts out in the rink bathroom. Oh, did I mention I'm a senior and the captain, and that this is my last game if we lose? FML

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By Anon - 21/02/2016 13:47 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, whilst at a concert I saw an old teacher that really helped me, he didn't remember me but remembered my best friend and my sister. FML.

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By justajinx - 21/02/2016 13:41 - United States

Today, my roommate sold my dog and let someone come into the apartment and steal my stuff , all cause he was upset and I just bought groceries FML.

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By roxypoo - 21/02/2016 13:32 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I've been robbed for the 7th time, in 2 months. FML.

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 13:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cousin and her husband announced that they are expecting their first child. Just a few weeks ago, my grandmother and I talked about how they could never handle a child. FML

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By gabyleann - 21/02/2016 13:17 - United States - College Station

Today, I realized the my migraine medicine makes me drowsy, but unable to sleep. So it's either be in severe pain and not sleep, or be insanely tired and not sleep. FML

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By ShadowReiku - 21/02/2016 12:28 - United States

Today, my ex boyfriend who made counseling necessary and whom I haven't spoken to in almost a year, made an account on one of the websites I frequent and followed me. Seeing his face in the icon gave me a panic attack. FML

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By IamPITA - 21/02/2016 12:13 - Germany - Estenfeld

Today, I overslept my alarm and had to get ready in 5 minutes. I tried to call work and let them know and my patients know I will be there shortly. I got into my car and tried to call work again only to realize that it's Sunday and I'm off today. No wonder nobody was answering the phone. FML

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By BigKhunt - 21/02/2016 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today after deciding to invest $2000 on a Graphics Notepad to pursue my Digital Arts Career, my Dad took it upon himself to walk into my room rip from my hands and smash it saying that I was spending too much time on my Ipad and that it was a waste of money. FML

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By SkillUpSkillet - 21/02/2016 11:36 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I'm working my usual 10-hour night shift at a call center, followed immediately by an 8 hour training class for my new job, followed immediately by another 10-hour call center shift. I can't call off, and I can't quit yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 11:19 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was checking out an older woman's behind when she turned around. Apparently my Aunt likes too shop at the mall too. FML.

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By harrypotterfan22 - 21/02/2016 10:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, after getting a nasty cold I was finally feeling better. Only to get a stomach bug less than a week later. I now can't be away from the bathroom for more than five minutes. FML

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By MikaykayUnicorn - 21/02/2016 10:21 - United States - Blanchard

Today, while washing my hair, I noticed large amounts of blood running from my head. Terrified, I screamed for my parents. As soon as they unlocked the door and came in, I remembered that I recently dyed my hair red. FML

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By Radiology - 21/02/2016 09:29 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was diagnosed with cancer. Thank goodness it's not terminal, but it's a cancer that causes a lot of pain, and it was induced by my job. I'm a radiologist. Now I can't support my son because I can't work. Adding insult to injury, my nurse is my Ex-Wife, or the mother of my son... FML

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By hugforpugs - 21/02/2016 09:13 - Australia

Today, I figured out that my girlfriend of 2 years cheated on her ex around 4 times with guys she took home from parties and now I find out she's been doing the same to me. FML

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By Sean - 21/02/2016 08:57 - United States - Davis

Today I flew across the country to propose to my girlfriend of 5 years. She said no. Then she dumped me. FML.

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By tendencies77 - 21/02/2016 08:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was touching me. I orgasmed so hard I farted. FML

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By Scared - 21/02/2016 08:27 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, I was out with a few friends for lunch, mid way, my male friend begins to rub my intimately rub my knee/leg under the table...he mistook my leg for his girlfriend's who was sitting next to me. This went on for about 2 minutes before I grabbed his hand and put it on her knee. So. Awkward. FML

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By spideydaillest - 21/02/2016 08:19 - United States - Hammond

Today, I wanted to be rebellious and get a tattoo, a new piercing, and drink. To confine my rebellious spirit, my friend got me a temporary puppy tattoo, some sparkling grape juice, and a note that said "for the 16 year old in you. FML.

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By Vanillalife - 21/02/2016 08:12 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my boyfriend told me that he "doesn't believe in engagements." FML

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By Ouch - 21/02/2016 07:55 - United States - Toccoa

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by placing my pet hedgehog on my face. I'm still in pain. FML

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By Shit happens - 21/02/2016 07:51 - United States - New Albany

Today, My best friend let me know my girlfriend was loyal by telling me that she cheated on me with him for two weeks then dumped him because she felt it was "Wrong" FML

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By RLZ - 21/02/2016 07:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex boyfriends best friend told me that he cheated on me 4 times. I asked my ex bf if it was true. He said that if his friend was going to rat him out he should've atleast told the truth on how many girls he cheated on me with, it was way more than 4, he can't even remember how many FML.

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By brokeupwithhim - 21/02/2016 07:19 - United States - Moorhead

Today, was my wedding day. During the wedding, right after I said my vows, it was his turn. All he said to me was "Same." FML

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By abishekn044 - 21/02/2016 07:13 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I came home from a 3 day trip and wanted to suprise my family so I jumped through the window of my own room. Then I realized I jumped in the middle of my grandparents havig sex, on my bed. FML

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Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML

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Today, there's a campaign in my country advertising natural dog food. Apparently, nobody amongst the creators speaks English. How do I know? The hashtag they came up with is #SimplyBarf. FML

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Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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Today, I have a huge crush on my best friend who views me as his little sister. My coworker found out and has since been making incest jokes. FML

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Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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