By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States
By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States
By lemonadedisguise - 18/07/2009 17:14 - United States
By nicefamily - 18/07/2009 12:45 - United States
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By insertfoothere - 18/07/2009 11:26 - United States
By fartypeepee - 18/07/2009 10:48 - Australia
By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States
By tukker - 17/07/2009 23:14 - Canada
By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States
By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada
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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
By msj137 - 17/07/2009 07:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States
By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States
By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States
By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States
By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada
By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore
By megxox - 16/07/2009 07:26 - Canada
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So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)
By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States
By kewlcat - 16/07/2009 06:30 - Canada
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ok , first of all, its not fake. second of all, i was actually sleeping, more just like, resting, with my eyes closed. also, i live in vancouver which is just above seattle, so we have beaches and we dont get snow. aaand yes it is really funny to see, just make sure you don't let them get you back ;)
By newsgirl - 16/07/2009 04:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States
By broooooock - 16/07/2009 01:04 - United States
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By ughhh123456789 - 15/07/2009 22:23 - United States
By hockey9797 - 15/07/2009 19:50 - United States
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yeah i broke both my arm and leg on my right side and a few ribs it's not fake
Busted
By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States
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By mook - 15/07/2009 19:33 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States
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for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.