By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney
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By 1111222233334444 - 18/02/2014 23:06 - United States - Williamson
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Hey guys OP. So the school I go to is a private school with only 120 students at most. There is ten school like ours in the state and ones not going, making only nine go to tournaments. (State tournaments). Our Boys varsity is what's seated last. Our Boys middle school is ranked 5 out of 8 and both girls is ranked 6 out of 7. Our cheer squad said that, then added that they had no room to talk because they haven't won first place since the school even started letting a cheer squad happen. (I posted this on my sisters account. And yes. She is a varsity cheerleader.) Not all nine cheerleaders are embarrassed, my sister isn't. Just the girlfriends of ball players are. The others are saying that we will probably win the game that carries us on to the next elimination game. So not all of them aren't peppy.
By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke
By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville
Let the man be happy!
By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow
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By onyx_the_cat - 14/02/2014 03:49 - United States - Zion
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The situation is more moral grey than I can describe. My mom has back problems and they get worse during winter, so she was in a lot of pain. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even get up and she stayed home to sleep while I was at my concert. I was a little disappointed, but I knew the situation. My dad on the other hand slept through my solo while at the concert. That man can sleep through anything. My mom once said when they were at a club he slept in front of the speakers. Unfortunately, my dad had to get to work at 5 AM and was really tired when he got home. I didn't know that when I wrote the FML though. He was honest about it though, but I wish he would of tried harder. My parents felt really awful, especially since they always been so supportive of me. Also, I'm a bit selfish because even after my dad said he worked early I was still sad about it. We all talked about it and everything is good now. They admit what they did was wrong despite some of the things being out of their control. My parents are caring people. They wouldn't just go to sleep during a concert without a reason (well kind of with my dad who can sleep anywhere). I would say it was an FML for both me and my parents because they really wanted to hear my solo.
By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando
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By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown
Weird family time
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville
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By vey - 08/02/2014 22:14 - China - Beijing
Gotcha good
By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower
By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville
Checking in
By Anonymous - 08/02/2014 00:28 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon
By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
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Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).
By tigerisabelle - 06/02/2014 03:39
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
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This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.