By no touching - 06/03/2015 14:03 - Australia - Blacktown
By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton
By Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield
By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon
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Pile up
By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie
By navygirl96 - 04/03/2015 03:54 - United States - Arvada
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Hi guys, I'm the author of this FML. To clarify I am not lazy or too busy for my mom. I work 10 hour night shifts and go to school. My mom is very sweet and was trying to help me out so I wouldn't have to make a special trip during my work week, and because she knew how excited I was for the card. My husband works 60 hour weeks so he probably didn't think about it. Thank you for the all the kind comments, many of you are very kind.
By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson
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By punkchicka4 - 02/03/2015 23:37 - United States - Dayton
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Hey guys!! I'm surprised that this got published. I didn't dye my hair a weird color or anything. I went from a dark blond to just brunette because my sister actually suggested it months ago. She's been unbearable throughout this whole thing, but it's okay. I'm still going to the wedding, but as a guest now. :/
By smalltownkid - 01/03/2015 23:22 - United States - Houston
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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn
By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States
By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage
Manly man
By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte
Gassy
By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17
By frediqqq - 26/02/2015 04:21 - Australia - Sydney
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Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
By need sleep - 25/02/2015 16:53 - United States - Severna Park
By Spike2013 - 25/02/2015 05:57 - Canada - Thompson
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Hey, OP here. I was on the road, the other driver was exiting the parking lot and pulled out directly in front of me. I hit the drivers side front fender and door on her car. I had no time to stop. Fortunately for her, I was well under the speed limit otherwise it would have been a lot worse. The police said she was 100% at fault because she didn't make sure it was safe to proceed.
By whiteycan'tgetitrightey - 24/02/2015 23:13 - United Kingdom - Norwich
By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu
By looking4newvenue - 23/02/2015 20:49 - United States
By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata
By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 07:45 - United States - Hatfield
By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States
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OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.