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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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You deserved it 72 672

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 772

You deserved it 5 625

By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 442

You deserved it 6 475

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 752

You deserved it 4 621

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 372

You deserved it 538

By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 912

You deserved it 22 210

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 313

You deserved it 6 719

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 021

You deserved it 14 604

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 212

You deserved it 7 397

By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 974

You deserved it 13 385

Deal or no Deal

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 015

You deserved it 2 132

nebula748 14

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:11

What did you expect?

docscientist 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:18

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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calvin10 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:26

Idiot!

CheapGodiva 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:55

So he's lazy and you're stupid.

BuhxritNAYY 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:10

why not offer him sex? atleast you'll get pleasure from it too.

projectpat007 1

Friday 15 April 2011 0:59

yea!!!! lol

NinjaSmurf777 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:05

What the hell kind of relationship are you in when you have to bribe your boyfriend to do chores?

Lil_Bit_Twisted 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:59

I think you should tell him "JUST KIDDING!!!!" that's just funny, I don't care who are. guys are ******* stupid!

AZUMIKKEL 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:41

I signed up just to tell you that YOU are ******* stupid.

Lil_Bit_Twisted 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:22

haha.. sorry you take offense. guilty conscious you have. I see.

hasards 8

Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:03

Says the girl who thinks it's funny to make promises you can't keep. If you want to talk about stupidity, you should first look in the mirror.

Lil_Bit_Twisted 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:26

says the dumb ass male species that just got burned and is now making shitty comebacks because he got played! lol

PhillJFry 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:14

twisted you sound like you are single and bitter for not having a boy who would do something for your attention.

Sharpie_08 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:37

start suckin bitch!!

Lil_Bit_Twisted 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:28

ok.. wait.. where the **** is it??? haha

idl3mind 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:04

enjoy it!

morgh101 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:15

win.

pfunk129 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:13

time to go down and pay up

urmadbro9 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:21

Well... thats one way to get the man to do the dishes

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Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

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You deserved it 129

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 040

You deserved it 347

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 109

You deserved it 20 660

Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 314

You deserved it 180

Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 061

You deserved it 3 804

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 917

You deserved it 74 337

Training

Same thing different taste

This Charming Man

Deal or no Deal

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