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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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ThankfullyNotYou 1

I'm going to have to steal this and try it myself. I hate dishes. ^^

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ItsThisGirl 17

tell him to stop taking advantage of it bcuz its obvious what u meant and childish to act like he didnt understand

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insidejokeswithm 0

what did you expect?kinda clever yet slutty.

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sdcnj10 0

i love doin that to my husband.. ill send him text tellin him i want too.. but after all day.. damn ur neck and jaw do start to hurt..lol

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Adnelson20 2

Someone should set up a good samaritan hot-line where you can report (with proper documentation, of course) your good deeds and get a voucher for fellatio from your significant other. Vote for me as President in 2012 and you'll have it, America.

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belthazor909 4

well don't get me wrong or anything , I'll do every household if my gf says that she's gonna give me bj ^_^

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rhoadsfan21 0

Don't weltch on a deal missy!

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jadejazmyn 5

a man after my own heart lol. freaking A

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brownbear6091 0

if i was on the tv show deal or no deal i would give up a million dollars in a heartbeat for this option. lol

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shortie916 0

If you don't want to give him so many blow jobs buy paper plates!

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