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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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MegamiKaosu 28

I agree since it's my job @~@;;

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ilaughatchu 0

sorry to say but YDI... I mean if you don't like doing it don't offer it up... apparently he likes it so yer doin something right... =~} but hey like was said above... turn about IS fair play... have him give you something you like... still tho YDI.. wish someone would make a deal of that nature with me...

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tarvinwashere 0

how is this an FML? is giving blow jobs really such a horrible thing? I love giving them

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sparklywhirligig 0

You deserve it for making promises you can't keep. I don't understand why people do that. If you didn't really mean it why would you even offer it? Anyway, your boyfriend shoudn't have to run through hoops for you just to get a ********. How would you feel if your boyfriend put conditions on sex the way you are?

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Skatejock21 0

she would probably feel like trash. If she was my girlfriend and offered a ******** for dish duty, sure I'd take it, but then I'd turn it around on her to clean my room, if she got sick of it that is, as she indirectly states on her FML; then I'd lie about it and not give her whatever in return for cleaning my room. And I do agree, if she didn't mean it, why offer it. She obviously doesn't know a whole lot about guys.

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Vaesive 0

Dont make promises you can't keep. Ydi

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tcrunit 0

that's your fault you should know your boyfriend by now

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Shiden 3

awwwwwwwww, yeah! bow-chica-wow-wow!

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