By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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thathayygurl 4

my first instinct when I saw my bfs penis for the first time was to kiss and give him head ;) now that's a good compliment right there, lol.

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rawrzy 0

I bet he's thinking: "Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when I decided to pull out my penis for the first time. She stared at it for a while before finally saying 'it's pretty'. FML

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angels_siren 0

ITS a pretty pretty penis *sings to the toon of bitty bitty bonbon* XD Agree with381 Deformed mushrooms o.O

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OniiiX 0

Why FYL? I think you're cute, and actually, I say that all the time when I see my boyfriend's:) I wonder why guys don't feel good unless you tell them compliments you only hear in **** movies. And you all should stop laughing at her, honestly. It's just her first time, that's all. And that doesn't mean she's 15 or something. I was 17 when I saw my first one, it's a normal reaction. :P

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DickDay 0

LOL if my girl friend told me my penis was pretty i would be happy lol (and start having sex!)

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Are you seriously that immature that you have to put fooling around in quotes? That's about as bad as someone saying this guy and I did 'it'. Please grow up..as for the fml, that does suck, but at least you didn't offend him..

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