By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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mrtristan14 0

theres only so many adjectives you can use :P my gf has called mine pretty xD

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abberant_iris 0

ROFLMAO!!!!!! XD

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jman102 0

aww look at the pretty penis.. just tel him its big he will like that

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gowzer90 0

hahahahaha i wanna know his reaction legendary FAIL

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Renni 0

this is in no way at all a fml. mine has been called pretty a few times, its always a compliment. Luckily mine hasnt been called cute, if you had said cute then its FYL. And his.

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taygirl1 0

lol when i saw my bf's i told him that his was cute and i blushed and looked away

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sullenkael 0

Way to go girl! Next you should make him get a "prince albert" and make him get a pink stud.

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iluvpanda 0

dude my girl friend said the same thing she first saw my penis to no joke thats the first thing she said

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Viktoriaaa 0

AHAHA OMG, That is deff what I'm gonna say to my B.F.! He'll probably laugh SO hard xD, or say "I know" and do the creepy eyebrow raising thing. ;)

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seventwelveo 0

Omg I did the EXACT SAME THING!!!! except that it wasn't my first time seeing a penis. It was just the first thing that popped to mind to say! he laughed though, but he seemed a bit like his manhood was challenged or something lol

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