By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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awesomesauce924 3

Hahahahahahaha!xD sounds like something a blonde would say. i should know:P i am blonde

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JohnnyGraves 12

Don't say anything, just stuff it in your mouth.

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AllegroRubato 16

Bwahahaha! That's adorable OP! :D I'm sure he didn't mind! :)

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katties 27

No biggie. I said "that's big...!" (and still think so) and began hysterically laughing (because of nervousness) 'cause I thought it was too big and I would either rip or not manage to ever get it in. Everything went fine :) I think most people's first time was awkward.

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Sanguinairius 33

Be careful not to flatter it too much, it'll go straight to his head lol

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

*facepalm* well that was fun

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