Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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retrosaxaphone 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:56

Heheheh! Oh wow. Here i red this other FML where this girl named her bfs dick Squirtle :P

yay4felix 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:36

There are worse things you could have said. And, honestly, there are worst things in life than having a pretty penis.

tallycat123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:49

i think its cute that she said that its pretty. when i saw my first penis and when he told me to play with it, well lets just say i asked what game

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:43

Your life sucks because of that? What is wrong with people these days?

RebecaD 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:58

Awww, that's cute! when i saw my bf's penis, I told him it was nice and he said " just nice?" and then he didn't wanted to do anything more that night...

GanjAxZermA 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:26

hahaha I lol'd hahaha wow that was like so funny..,

babygirl316 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:04

hahahahahahahahaha hilarious i'd say that too

ryguy997 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:48

THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

couny343 1

Friday 19 March 2010 1:38

haha watcha mean in real life?

fml_toofunny 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 6:41

ROFL

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