By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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mikepattonfan 0

You lucky bitch! That's more than enough time.... What with all the very short ad breaks these days

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Michael_92 20

Well if he gains 1 minute everytime and you have sex once a day.....I think you see where i'm going.

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underguarded 20

The more he Practices the better he'll get! ....Right...?

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DjeePee 24

I sincerely hope he doesn't think that the sex is over whenever he had his ******, since there are two people who need to be pleasured. If he can't hold on for a more decent time, he should use his hand/mouth on you. Or stop penetrating right before he comes (after a minute sex, I guess), do something completely different en start again. Heck, there is so much he can do, having an ****** beforehand can also help to let him last longer the second time. Anyway, let him not forget you.

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lightzonlycast 2

Op should stop being an ingrate and be happy he is improving.

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HairyPunisher 27

Ugh. When are guys going to realize that in order to please their woman they need to hold off on themselves and finish later? There are ways to do that.

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slysendice 3

Most guys don't know how to do that, sorry to break it to you.

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CharliesCool2084 8

Maybe next time it will be four minutes long?

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firefighterjohn 9

you should take that as a complement your obviously a good looking girl and probably tight. but do more oral sex you two will last longer

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Osito2011 9

Hey, just keep practicing...

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fmessiah 19

Train him, and in the mean time he has a tongue.

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kaylareneewynn 1

Tongue can only be good if he's good at using it.

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