By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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perdix 29

You may be training a **** star! Hopefully, he'll remember you as more than just the housing for his training ****.

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Curfman 0

Hit me up. I'll last 10 times longer;)

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Calyx_fml 21

The trick is to have sex twice. Once to let speedy Gonzales blow his Premo nut, and again 20 minutes later. The second time he'll last a lot longer. Meanwhile he can go down on you and slurp his own spoof.

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bekahboo33 2

He doesn't like to go down on me... Even though I've done it to him multiple times...

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kristen69 0

If he won't go down on u then don't go down on him. It's only fair. U shouldn't have to be the only one who gives, it's a two way road.

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alzeer 5

People usually lie about how long they have sex.

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kissie87 4

Holly bananas now that's bad I feel bad for you hey but at least you get it lol he better had pleased you though I know that feeling and it sucks

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C0lt45 0

Wow, your life is just terrible isn't it?

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2112mike 4

You were timing it? Put down the stop watch...

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kristen69 0

FOREPLAY!!!!!! Mess around to the point of finishing and stop. It helps with control. And gotta work at it everyday :p but at least ur getting something.

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