By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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tyrilean 0

Men gain stamina the more they have sex. Obviously you aren't sexing him enough. Get to work.

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bryanbntz 0

Tell him to jerkoff first, wait like 20 minutes. Trust me, it will last way more than 3 minutes. Can't trust that first nut.

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FunSized88 10

Woooowww good luck to you "/

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taazer 12

Just keep trying... Someday he'll last for hours! :D

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HannahWho 8

Not true unless he has delayed ejaculation, which can also cause problems as well. Foreplay lasts for hours, not the penis.

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monstermash1234 2

Doesn't matter. Just had sex

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babjak 6

Sounds like he need to do a little "prepping the pipe" before..... um hand

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Colbertrox811 5

Awe :[ Give him a break.

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tucansam555 3

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

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