By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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chosha_fml 26

Next time he has to make you come before he gets to be inside you. And he clearly needs to practice slowing down and knowing when to ease off by doing this when he jacks off.

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ginger212 0

My bf only lasted like 3 minutes to begin with and after a couple months now we go for like 20-30 minutes..

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Cupid522 0

Talk about a quicky O_o haha XD

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sataris20 5

Is he that bad? Three mins must have been torture

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BarDownDaily 12

7- Learn to put a ******* sentence together.

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LianLover 0

At least he didn't lie to you, better luck next time. :)

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contedefees 11

That is just thoroughly depressing.

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ReadyForAnything 0

Doesn't matter Had sex.

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