Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and... - FML

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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chodeboy86 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:58

Good God. I...I don't even wanna KNOW

Clay_Allison 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:12

Dieting will do that to you.

Sah_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:58

have you ben dieting ? lmao

athenaisgee1993 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:45

Ohhhh, that is sooo sad... I am sorry.. well, whatever rocks your boat, I guess (:

krazidrea 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:04

bacon has that effect

falcon_paunch 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:37

FETISH.

Kador11 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:17

LoL Hilarious. Kinda wierd tho. I've never heard of someone having a wet dream over a food before. All you people saying you don't know why it is an FML it's because most wet dreams have girls (or guys if ur gay) in them and not FOOD. Bacon is good tho.

froggy123000 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:12

oooo sexy bacon! I want some....

Tsuyoko_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:34

AHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry. xD

ThisIsTaboo 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:42

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/#comments Go buy this.

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