By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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You deserved it 91
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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MCofpwnage 0

dude...duude...w...t...f......you are seriously ******

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Jane48 0

Is your name Steve because you sound just like my ex-boyfriend...

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TH3J0K3R33 0

#90!!!!! LOL yea dude u r ****** FYL

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oblivionsoath 0

wait a minute wtf was the bacon doing to u? or u doing to the bacon either way?

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its_too_big 0

with you on this one OP. now i'm probably going to have bacon dreams tonight

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sniperwill0 0

isn't it cum? lmao...didn't know bacon could do that.

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trentwazhere 0

haha! don't blame u bacon is the sexy meat

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CrossY 0

Wow man you need to lay down the food for a while... FYL

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