By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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KittenOnAcid 1

mmm bacon...yeah i dont think it does the same for me as it does for you ;)

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PBLeesuschrist13 4

well to make you feel better bacon is the best damn food there is thats not saying any sane person orgasms to bacon but still

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12r34 0

yea i understand where your coming from i come in the morning just looking at my breakfast

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emodude44 0

You like bacon, thus you like pigs. You like pigs thus you like metophoric pigs as well. Maetphoric pigs include fath chicks, thus, YOU LIKE FAT CHICKS!!!!!

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haleybrittbbff 0

honey, it's spelled CUM

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