By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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masterdawn32 0

hahaha! =D that bacon must've been very attractive

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mitnev 0

oh my gosh that is probably the best story I've ever heard. Thank you. I love you. haha

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iKon0014 3

could be the funniest thing i read all day oh and congratz on those issues you got

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viva16 0

ahahahaha. I love bacon, but i don't think i love it that much

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gowzer90 0

therapy. now. your not getting a choice in the matter. good luck recovering. keep the faith that you can recover

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whoahanna 0

Hahahaha. Oh, bacon! yes. yes! YESSS!!

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testing_fml 0

here you go buddy, http://www.bearotic.com/2009/04/03/bacon-flavored-lube-brings-out-the-piggies/

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Comicmischief 0

DAMN RIGHT. God I wish marying food was Legal. Until I commited murder by eating it...

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