Yikes

nycgirl424 - - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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doglover100 28

I would tell him you've met someone else, and make him the dumpee.

I'd have texted him back right away and asked who he's gonna break up with, ending the text with 'Love you too!'