Punch that kid right in the weenier.

@#6: That is the STUPIDEST suggestion I have ever heard. If she did that then not only would he still possibly leave her but she'd be saddled with a kid then and the kid could grow up being resented if not deserted by the father...god, the ramifications of doing that shit are endless. Anyway...person who actually wrote this, I feel for you.

I completely understand. Even if it was on accident or on purpose, I'd get heartbroken..

Yes to #23! /signs paper

Ha, I believe this was a Jimmy Carr joke, in which he jokes that it's a fun thing to take your friend's phone while they're at the toilet, and send that very text to his girlfriend! So, who knows, maybe he isn't cheating! Maybe he just has some very bad (soon to be ex-) friends!

Sorry for the double comment, it was this video I had in mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJKyZzMS2A Starts around 1:47. Not the exact same text but, the general idea.

I like #28!

Break up with him before he breaks up with you. Seriously, what a jerk.

Same EXACT thing happened to me.

#6 You are twisted. Who the heck advises someone to 'forget' to take their birthcontroll pill? The dude should just be dumped. He's obviously a douche.