FML's Who's Responsible…? By Louis - 28/03/2017 22:30 - France - Le Mans Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know. I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 148 Share Tweet Share
Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 052 You deserved it 372
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 413 You deserved it 365
Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML I agree, your life sucks 17 759 You deserved it 24 639
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 710 You deserved it 355
Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 311 You deserved it 3 878
Today, it was the first New Year's without my longtime girlfriend. I've never felt so sad before. I hate my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 820 You deserved it 209
Today, my nice, elderly neighbour died suddenly and I was helping his family sort through his things. I realised a lot of his stuff was familiar. In fact it was a lot of stuff I’d lost over the years, including the year I moved in. The bastard had been stealing things from my house for 9 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 381 You deserved it 103
Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 325 You deserved it 1 753