By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML
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IntoTheClouds 42

Looks like you were in a bit of a sticky situation.

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ECMchase 0

Suicide bomber centipede.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

What was the color of the insides? Did you find any pieces left? :S

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KaseyDollXoXo 0

bummmmmmmmm

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JulianaMarie 0

thats disgustinq

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Cmliedtke 0

thank you 52.. where did this q shit start anyways?? -_-

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MShella 0

ugh all my friends use that and it bugs the shit out of me

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ShrukiantheMad 0

THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING Q YOU PEICE OF SHIT INSULT TO THE ENGLISH SPEAKING PORTION OF THE WORLD!!!! Now please, go quietly (see I used them both correctly there) die in a hole so you don't produce spawns of ignorance.

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Riddles66 0

that's gross, at least it will get it's 72 virgins xD

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Riddles66 0

if people don't know what I mean, some bombers think if the kill themselfs then the Muslim god will give them 72 virgins

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michiganfan53 0

Wow, thank you for clarifying because I was SO lost!! (dumb ass)

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Residence_fml 4

Now you ruined the joke anyways I'll just continue. Officialy they would get 72 hectare of ground it's just some miss translation that there would be 72 virgins. The word for hectare and virgins is just very much alike just sayin'

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barrk12 8

1. Muslims have the same god as Christians 2. The only people that believe the 72 virgins are people that watch faux news

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PrincessPesa 20

Why would you need land when you're dead?

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momianajones 0

centipedes explode when touched? I did not know that.

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