Miscellaneous Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere...

OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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Soft as snow

Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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CasperTheFriendlyGhost - 14/07/2016 17:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML

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Kathleen Verhaegen - 30/04/2020 20:00

Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML

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Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Good one, you little shit

WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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fishwizard - 02/06/2017 20:00

Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML

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xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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TheDarkoprince 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:43

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

nicolexsmile 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:40

YDI

PureGold 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:30

Edit: whoa for some reason this showed up under the wrong comment xP. sorry lol.

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Thursday 18 June 2009 23:33

I feel your pain... I made the same mistake back when I was in grade 8. Either go to the salon to get the spray stuff done proffessionally, or use that gradual self tanning moisturizer stuff. Never use the 'insta-tan' shit from drugstores, assuming that's what you did.

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Thursday 18 June 2009 23:33

Why can't just accept that they are white. I'm Italian and Irish so I have dominate Irish genes so I turned out pale. But I get tan in the summer. I also have vitaligo but I don't care. I think it's sorta cool