Trumped

Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?

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mfranks19891989 10

Come on Ross it’s spray count to 5 then turn around and spray

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Wadlaen 23

Though about trying to take over his office? I bet you would do a better job!😉

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skippydoda 32

1/4 cup salt, 1/2 cup lemon juice and a loofah

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longnight83 8

Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo. There is too much fake spray tan on you. Oomp Loompa Doopida Dee. Trump's fake color has nothing on thee. What do you get when you overuse tan? A problem with groping and a traveling ban! Why not just use a less colorful spray? So you don't look like piles of clay? You know you can hear them singing.

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