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Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

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derper71 3

Rofl, OP this is why u need a ferrari so u can jet to the store.

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yomommma 6

Polly wants your momma's sweet ass!

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HowAreYouToday 34

^ -_- nobody wants that

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Great, a yo momma joke fan. Like we need more of those.

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stupid_pirate 0

29- it's not a yo momma joke. it's from Scary Movie 2? I'm not sure which but it's from one of those.

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Laurenlou 24

But orange you glad she didn't say bananas? (;

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rob1188 0

Everyone's thinking it... This is a true angry bird!

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slitherbomb 0

64, I wasn't thinking that.... I was thinking of boobs....

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xoconnie 8

the girl who was in the movie paully or paully wanna cracker, idk what its called i forget...went to my school :0 but sorry about the parrot maybe try a different fruit? lol goodluck man

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xoconnie 8

what didnt u understand my friend, maybe i can help u out.

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Futacy 29

*Squawk* Give me that orange, bitch! *Squawk*

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yoursucklives 36

i know that, my parrott likes crack a lot

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Futacy 29

Your parrot is fruity beyond belief FYL

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Futacy 29

Your parrot is fruity beyond belief FYL

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thingfish 0

it's almost as bad as having a kid, haha

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rallets 22

dammit #47 beat me to it

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daxxbuttons 12

Ha. Scary Movie.

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iluvboobies 9

I know a good chinese recipe for orange-glased parr... I mean chicken.

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

1. Introduce it to Snake Venom. 2. Put a pig in it's cage.

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lv8898 0

94...my Amazon Parrot LOVES chicken too! we sometimes give her a leg bone to chew on when she gets too hyper

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kenharb 4

if you give the bird an orange everytime it screeches, your teaching it to screech whenever it wants one.

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starsfan_9 7

Could be worse. You could have introduced the parrot to human flesh...

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bubo_fml 10

I had a friend whose last name was Krueger, who had this parakeet named Freddie...(Freddie Krueger, get it?!) This sik *** of a bird would eat chicken & squawk for more...That's just about cannibalism!!

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MrFancy 0

Better get that parrot some oranges. Polly doesn't want scurvy.

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white16sox 19

Reminds me of that dog that wouldn't stop barking unless the babysitter held up a blanket for it to hump.

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iAmScrubs 19

Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

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Soloman212 28

Orange is a serious addiction, that needs to be treated!!

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sxe_beast 11

I sniff Orange zest.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Or just take it out behind the woodshed and cap it :D bullet only costs 10 cents whereas a lifetime of oranges will drag you down from that new quilt you have been saving up for That would be bad :(

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yamatelle 19

Mine likes to suck the juice up his asshole.

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sxe_beast 11

I like to suck your juice up my asshole.

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yamatelle 19

It's a FML reference about the brother sucking pool water up his asshole. Chill....

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yamatelle 19

Is that your new fetish? I think I love you....

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daysgoby902 6

ha my subs taste like oranges

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eminemchick 19

49 i can tell from your pictureD:

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iLOLatURpain69 7

111 is backk! And orange you glad he isnt addicted to bananas?

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HomeAl0ne 20

You're on a slippery slope now, orange is a gateway fruit to durian.

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SesameSpeed 7

That actually sounds quite awful. FYL op!

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ShyAnn29 14

I have a parrot too, and it does get pretty awful, they can be so damn loud!!

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Spaghetti7 5

Enjoy your ears whilst they last

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Blueglasscup 18

Well oranges sure seem healthier than crackers!

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