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Dumbass

.... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

A7X5989 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:50

if this isnt fake, your an idiot...

gtf0 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:52

i agree your life is ******, you're an idiot.

Amkii 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:58

Wow. Just wow.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:00

Y totally DI, but I'm glad to know I'm not the only occasional idiot running around this place.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:03

And the rest of you people are just mean; people can actually be so busy that their normal thought process is all clogged up. I actually forget what state I'm in sometimes, because I travel so much. Don't be so narrow-minded. We are all idiots sometimes.

hbkfitz2 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:04

rofl ill see if i can reach through oh nope the air is in the way lmao

Blardo 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:05

Only a woman could do this.

Osakhomen 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:12

Wow... just wow.

Ric3ball 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:20

wow idiot !

eff_yo_life 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:32

Today, I work at AAA, I was eating and I got this call to help this idiot out who locked his keys in his car. It turns out that driver side window was open. I just wasted 30 mins. of my life to help a douchebag out. FML.