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Dumbass

.... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

nomadxx7 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:45

@26 Don't laugh.... it's actually entirely possible to pull that move. Case in point: http://www.wesh.com/cnn-news/19063789/detail.html (Woman calls 911 because she locked herself in her car)

i_like_chicks 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:47

oh that sucks so bad, shit happens ... ;)

Jaywin 3

Friday 17 April 2009 23:50

I'm never one to call fake...NEVER...but this...I just choose not to believe this.

emmaleelee 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:51

Fake. That's not even possible. Before you go through the whole calling process, you would naturally try to get them on your own somehow, and it would take you less than a second to realize the window was open.

something21 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:52

FAIL!!!

roflcoptaa 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:56

wow, you're a f*cktard

an0nym0uss_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:57

why is this story even up here? retards like this clogging the site up with this stupid bullshit is ruining the site... not a FML moment at all - just you showing everyone that your brain is the size of one of my balls