Cut it out

Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Fortuitous 0

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

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hiphop_danca94 2

it would have been way better if it had said "it won't stay up!"

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ViiciousDreamz 0

She will get over it. Or you'll make her.

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deepbluesea 1

This sounds more like it is your friend's FML.

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JacksonCampbell 9

this is f-ing hilarious!

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serenity40 6

what a douche bag!

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eddyy555 0

damn kiid thats fcked up!!):<

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underpaid011 0

"your mom" jokes are only funny if you are a douche bag or from Jersey (where it is common knowledge everyone is a douche)

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