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Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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Anger management

stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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have no mom - 16/05/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML

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Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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She's got it going on!

Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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Sorry mum - 30/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of a conversation with my best friend, where we were making fun of my mum’s new haircut, to my mum. She responded with, “Well, at least my haircut can change. What are you going to do about your face?” FML

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hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Icyyy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:05

YDI

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:05

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

Blaw023 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:55

Grammar nazis are gay

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:58

Yes, we are very happy to correct mistakes.

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 18 October 2010 0:09

I'm gay.

ViiciousDreamz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 4:24

#44: You and your friends look like you are either A) Constipated B) Watching two girls one cup, or C) Having orgies. Any of the above result in the immediate loss of talking privileges. Effective immediately.

LeoFML 1

Monday 18 October 2010 10:21

-44 .* The star goes after the incorrect word.

CoachLlama 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:57

Whoa, that was pretty close to the top. Just bubbled out did it?

Doortje 29

Monday 18 October 2010 0:08

Moron.

SuperRichFish 6

Monday 18 October 2010 0:12

YDI for just being you, ydi for having friends, ydi for styling hair, ydi for having hair, ydi for being an asshole, ydi for speaking before you think, ydi because your you, ydi for falling off the empire estate building and bumping your head so bad you'd screw up this bad.

Fortuitous 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:21

Just leave the YDI's to Trollz4DaLULZ, and hopefully, Ignorance will swoop in and correct the four grammar errors I see. Maybe there's more?

Master_Of_Sand 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:36

You're not the giraffe. Plus, you suck at trolling.

ivyy 0

Monday 18 October 2010 2:12

ummm I'm sorry but Empire estate???? dude really? that's just pathetic. Let me guess, you also think that Michaelangelo painted the sixteenth chapel, and the leaning tower of pizza is in Italy.