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    Making New Friends

    FML Videos - 22/09/2018 00:30

    WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    real life problems 26
    Saturday 22 September 2018 0:47

    Clinger alert

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    Phillycheeze 20
    Saturday 22 September 2018 3:00

    MMMMMMMMMMMMM Bacon....

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    real life problems 26
    Saturday 22 September 2018 0:47

    Clinger alert

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    GamerChickxoxo 16
    Saturday 22 September 2018 1:14

    My cat would have eaten it.I let her outside and she killed a rabbit bigger than that.Shes 17 pounds tho.

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    Phillycheeze 20
    Saturday 22 September 2018 3:00

    MMMMMMMMMMMMM Bacon....

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    Today, the creepy dude I’d been desperately trying to avoid was able to figure out which building I work in, the general vicinity of my house and which restaurants I frequent. He learned all this by the gifts I sent, not knowing it was him, on the Pokémon Go app. FML
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    Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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    Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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    Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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    Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
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    Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML
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