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Cold shower

MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Method acting

Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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Cheeky

woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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Just… why?

Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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Hello Zoe

Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Nope out of there

twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Pull up

ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Mortified

killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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mizled 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:27

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

Chaith 16

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:31

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:49

lmfao!

mmmmm_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:53

Funny, though improbable

Mish_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:00

LOL @ grammar conversation going on in the comments! But lol. Wow, if it was that bad, it mustn't have been very good to hear your phone ring in the heat of the moment, not to mention... wouldn't it be weird if YOUR boyfriend got a text from his mom? He'd be pretty much like "FML" too, haha

fmlsarah 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:03

hahahaha this is one of the best ones ive seen in awhile.

Aethren 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:07

If you fake during sex you are prolly faking this too.

Riceman80 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:14

I've got several messages to deliver, for you and everyone else involved in this: You: OWNED! Your boyfriend: FAIL! Your mom: I've got to admit, that was pretty awesome.

green_199 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:19

Too bad your parents are too old and cranky to get it on themselves, maybe they wouldn't have heard.

LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:19

#31 wins.

simplysmile 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:26

hmm.. i call fake first of all: you checked you phone?! wtf is wrong with you? the sex must not have been THAT good. second of all: I highly doubt your father would even want to fathom the idea of you having an ****** much less, figure out whether you were faking it or not... gross