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Bad boys, bad boys

anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:47

what do u want 78?!! lol nothing personal just messing around

Corry_fml 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:51

Bahhhhahahahahahahahahaha That is Awesome !!!! You Should be proud !!

kkins 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:56

there should be a celebrity cops

bh173 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:57

suck it up dumb bitch

Awsumuzzie 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:01

Was he the criminal or the cop? If he's the criminal, then heck yeah, he is famous! probably so famous he's wanted! If he's the cop, then that explains the douchery...

paradiseisland01 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:04

sorry to say that but your father as serious problems, I wonder what he would be calling him self if he ends up in jail ! see how famous will he be then .

StarReis 16

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:04

next time, it should be the whole family! :D

ThEsAlAdMuNcHeR 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:28

wow RUDENESS

noissues 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:13

im guessing your a ****** huh?

JokerJohn7 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:22

is he that guy who kept calling the cops Papi? I love that guy!

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:27

this isnt an fml.....

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