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Bad boys, bad boys

anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

Skatejock21 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:15

what are you talking about? he is famous. He's famous amongst the police! Except it has now been documented twice on national television. Famous doesn't always mean a hollywood celebrity.

Skorne 5

Friday 24 June 2011 5:27

Is your Dad Earl Hickey?

catkye 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:44

Hahah amazing dad (:

Josh67 1

Friday 24 June 2011 6:01

have you ever been on tv?

joesgirl1111 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:11

I totally know what you mean my step dad and I were watching cops and he got all excited because he had bunked with the guy who was on there

athena3100 9

Friday 24 June 2011 6:24

Lol. I like your dad.... Jk!

Spicynipples 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:57

he could be a real nice guy

silly17 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:03

winning!

FatMan23 10

Friday 24 June 2011 7:18

So, my dad;s been on Cops many times. Once he got stoned off his ass and tried to rob a bank. THAT was a fun episode.

alexrox8286 0

Friday 24 June 2011 8:35

Hey he could be famous with the most wanted!

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