911 is a joke

Lauren Smith - - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Good. Now your son has you on a leash.

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rnbz 0

you should beat the shit out if him then say call the cops that mommy beat the **** outa you.

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MyFirstKiss 0

um,as funny as that sounds but lets not and say we did on that one

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mg211 0

Ha some one needs to be taught a lesson

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MyFirstKiss 0

well never do that again.who knows what the helll he will do nxt time

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XhugzX 0

if hes smart enough to call the cops how come he didnt just get himself a snack?

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aliaysleighbasic 0

yes. finally. there is always cereal or something. geesh.

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hghiPigh 0

ydi! feed your offspring

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aback 4

Brussels sprouts and liver for supper!

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aliaysleighbasic 0

ahahahaha. totally my thoughts. and for the rest of the week too.

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ThePhantomGamer 20

One reason I'm glad I got a vasectomy.

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jocelyng_fml 0

I once called the cops when I was five cus I was mimicking my sister... she was only joking about calling them and I wasn't

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TheZarola 10

Your kid's got good traits. Already he's telling women to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. YDI. Get off your lazy ass; it's your job to feed your kid.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

One can only hope you hate the idea of one day managing to lose your virginity. Because if you think you'll ever get laid being such a little douche, you're seriously deluding yourself. :)

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