Love: Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

Comments

Inquisitor777 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:25

I was lucky enough to get that kiss with my gf, fyl op

floppycow 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:35

you punched her in the neck right?

tweet456 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:53

only one thing it cause "bad breath"

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 1 January 2011 17:26

That's pretty funny... She sounds like a sociopath though... And like she plans things out to be dramatic..

wwerulez14 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:25

I was thinking the same thing. That's obviously not a spur of the moment, decision. She's obviously been planning that for at least a litte while. And such a messed up thing to do... I say be glad she's gone. Anyone who considers THAT to be a good way to break-up with someone, obviously isn't a person you should date. And Happy New Year.