Love: Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

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QueenPhiaLikeDuh 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:31

sounds to me like shes trying to upgrade in 2011!

That_helped 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:34

What a nice way to start the new year

perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:50

And then she said, "My New Year's resolutions is to lose 170 lbs of useless flab . . . CHECK!"

ruby84 1

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:27

lol. win ^^

xbassplayax 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:26

as usual, pro comment by perdix

neveropenthat 7

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:11

ha that sucks. atleast it's new year tho so you can forget bout her

Foobar3520 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:12

Same happened to me yesterday =/

mandapanda4 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:18

awew:(

luscious123 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:31

ouch. that sucks

traze 7

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:46

There's probably more behind this, but anyways, that is harsh.

AMAZINashleigh 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:47

That's sad...whatta bitch. She probably planned this as soon as you two got together. AH.

asen_shu 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:56

sounds like a play HAPPY NEW YEAR

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