Love: Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

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SDMF 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:10

Bitch

Kukakuka 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:17

Ouch that majorly sucks at least u don't have to deal with her anymore... What a bitch....

emo_devon 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:52

you're better off without her OP..............I don't know how anyone would actually want to do that to someone they were with.........oh well. Hang out with your friends for a while and hopefully you have a better gf this year