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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

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music12 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:24

That girl has NO heart!!

iBelieveYou 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 15:59

YDI since you posted this at "12/31/2010 at 9:19pm" and obviously made it up. But iBelieveYou...

Serisent 26

Monday 3 June 2013 6:11

Actually, if you look at the time stamp, it says 12:19 AM.

torch433 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:59

damn tht sux :/ FYL

LyddieW98 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 3:01

What a bitch.

CharismaGeek 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:32

OP- Says the clock struck for midnight, posts on 12-31-2010...

bobble_bean 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 21:41

This was posted before midnight. So you're either a liar, or you're retarded and she broke up with you because of your inability to tell time.

theBalloonPerson 26

Friday 25 September 2015 22:36

To me, this is way better then all those people who get engaged on new years.

warningneedhelp 8

Saturday 6 August 2016 15:03

Wow she is horrible !

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