By 1sasafras1 - 17/06/2016 04:01 - United States - Jonesborough
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1sasafras1 tells us more.
Got likes on the mind
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* facepalm *
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Specially for dad
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Richard
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Thanks Dad
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It's getting hot in here
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WTF ref'?!
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It's called lepidopterophobia and it's no joke!
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By rcoale1983 - 14/08/2016 17:59 - United States - Streamwood
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Hi everyone. I'm the one who posted this. I knew I would get slaughtered in the comments, totally expected it. I wasn't able to explain everything in 300 characters. So here goes... my fiancee and I have been together for 8 years. I have nothing against her culture. If I did, we wouldn't be getting married. I've been to many Cambodian events and never had an issue. It's interesting going to these things. It's different and it's a new experience. Anyways, during this practice, everything was going smooth up until I had the whole family questioning me all at the same time. There's a part in the ceremony where I have to kneel down. I'm a disabled vet. My left knee is shot. I can't kneel down. The whole family knows this. When I refused to kneel down, everyone was shocked that my knee is bad. They've known about my knees since forever. That's when everyone decided to start hounding me and that's when I said, "this is ******* retarded." I didn't mean at all for it to come out. It just came out. Never at any point was it directed at their culture. It was directed at everybody there acting all surprised about my knees and everybody there questioning me and trying tell me what to do all at the same time. What I said was completely said out of frustration.
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Slight hiccup
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Feeling included
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Yup. Just the skimmer net under water. The location made us unable to use the pole with the skimmer attached