By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30
The Top
By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron
By AverageAvarice - 07/07/2016 20:09 - United States
AverageAvarice tells us more.
Misunderstanding
By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 03:00
Sorry sweaty
By smellychick - 14/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Hesperia
By 1sasafras1 - 17/06/2016 04:01 - United States - Jonesborough
1sasafras1 tells us more.
Yup. Just the skimmer net under water. The location made us unable to use the pole with the skimmer attached
Got likes on the mind
By Yeahyeahyeah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City
By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada
* facepalm *
By Sucker - 01/07/2018 01:30
By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn
Specially for dad
By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee
Richard
By dickface - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewisburg
By despacito - 28/08/2018 23:30
By UniStudi - 23/12/2018 14:00
By adopted apparently - 23/03/2019 12:00
Unexpected
By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00
By DogDays - 31/03/2017 14:00
By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00
WTF ref'?!
By SaltIsReal - 25/04/2017 00:00
By Mitch - 08/11/2016 04:50
By thinking of military school - 23/10/2016 20:35
It's called lepidopterophobia and it's no joke!
By FML Approved - 29/07/2017 18:30
By Nicky13Na - 12/09/2017 23:15
By rcoale1983 - 14/08/2016 17:59 - United States - Streamwood
rcoale1983 tells us more.
Hi everyone. I'm the one who posted this. I knew I would get slaughtered in the comments, totally expected it. I wasn't able to explain everything in 300 characters. So here goes... my fiancee and I have been together for 8 years. I have nothing against her culture. If I did, we wouldn't be getting married. I've been to many Cambodian events and never had an issue. It's interesting going to these things. It's different and it's a new experience. Anyways, during this practice, everything was going smooth up until I had the whole family questioning me all at the same time. There's a part in the ceremony where I have to kneel down. I'm a disabled vet. My left knee is shot. I can't kneel down. The whole family knows this. When I refused to kneel down, everyone was shocked that my knee is bad. They've known about my knees since forever. That's when everyone decided to start hounding me and that's when I said, "this is ******* retarded." I didn't mean at all for it to come out. It just came out. Never at any point was it directed at their culture. It was directed at everybody there acting all surprised about my knees and everybody there questioning me and trying tell me what to do all at the same time. What I said was completely said out of frustration.
By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04
By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush
By mybackhurts - 04/02/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 09/02/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom - Poole
By toilet on the clock - 08/06/2016 10:40 - China - Guangzhou
Keywords
Hey this is OP, I know a lot of people are not familiar with the hours residents must work. I work an 80 hour week. 12-24 hour shifts 4-5 days a week. I must take a break every 16 hours but it's usually every 12. I have a locker with blankets, clothes etc. I sleep in the doctor's lounge and shower in the locker room. I'm on 24 hour call for the ER this month and since anything can happen at anytime I'm constantly being called for something while on break (when ever I'm eating). It's really not bad once you get used to it, I can sometimes squeeze in a couple hours of sleep at the end of a twelve hour period, do some studying then clock back in. Adrenaline wakes me up in serious situations. My attending physician is a nice person but really brutal with their assigned work-load. I must work long hours so I can observe the full conditions of the patients assigned to me.