By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58
The Top
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By really? - 16/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Concord
Listen up
By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa
By sam - 26/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Sun Prairie
Sexy moves
By what sex life? - 02/08/2016 06:26 - United States - Nashville
Not so sly...
By rubberduck_of_doom - 20/02/2018 16:55 - Austria - Innsbruck
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By Odds in my favour - 14/03/2018 15:00
Friendzone 2.0
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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30
Stuck in the middle
By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks
By Scarlett_Pixie - 24/12/2016 09:46 - Australia - Toowoomba
Huge fan
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth
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By HolyyMolyy - 19/07/2016 14:32 - India - Indore
HolyyMolyy tells us more.
Except for a few sagacious and understanding people here, I'm surprised to see how benighted some folks are. Saying "I'm gonna assume you're dark because you're Indian" is like saying "I'm gonna assume you're fat because you're American." No we aren't all dark, some of us have extremely light skin tone and brown hair. Secondly, some of the airheads here can't seem to accept the fact that all women have body hair and a peach fuzz above your lips isn't a big deal. How would you have felt if we shamed you for having a hairy stomach or a hairy back and asked you to wax them regularly? If you can't accept us women as we are, don't expect us to accept you in your natural form as well.
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 10:41
Noxian tells us more.
OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?
By Rosie - 06/09/2016 12:13 - United States - Brunswick
Yeet it
By Sasquatch - 02/11/2017 22:14
Follow my lead
By RayniDae - 15/06/2016 20:08 - United States - Port Clinton
By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 05:00
Don't drink and DIY
By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell
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Strange terminology
By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States
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OP here! OMG I saw this FML and that it was from Austria and then I thought hey I'm from Austria too. Then I read the FML and thought HEY THAT'S MINE!! AND IT WAS =D.. I'M so happy =D... Just a couple of things to clarify (since 200 characters aren't nearly enough XD ): This actually happened a couple of month ago. I was on a flight home from Lima. There was this super hot flight attendant on the plane and I was ogling him everytime he passed. During the first 2 hours of the flight I felt perfectly fine and had no troubles. Then the food came and it was delicious but a couple of minutes after they cleaned up the trays I started feeling extremely nauseous. Now I travel a lot and have been on plenty of flights so far and this never happened to me before. Anyways, once I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it back I calmly got up and walked to the bathroom since I didn't want to make a fuss. Once I got there I was violently sick into the toilet. I had stomach cramps like you wouldn't believe. It hurt so much and I had no idea what was going on... After I was done I cleaned everything up as best I could and washed up as to not arouse any suspicion. I didn't look too bad (I thought) and left the bathroom, proud of myslef that nobody noticed. However as soon as I opened the door the hot flight attendant was standing there in front of the door and gave me a glass of water. Then he looked at me pityingly and asked me if I wanted some coke. I just nodded embarrased and he gave it to me. XD... I was sick like 6 more times on that flight and had cramps all the way to Paris (where I changed planes). To this day I do not know what happened to me on that flight and it hasn't happend since and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen again because this was a horrible experience. Sorry for the giant post but I always want to know the backstory behind FML's so I thought you might too ;) Thanks for all the encouraging words btw ;)