By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China
The Top
By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk
Slapstick manners
By jake - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Catty
By Tay Tay - 19/11/2010 13:55
By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada
By yeahno - 31/10/2010 16:10 - United States
Smooth sailing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
By ohyesIfeelspecial - 18/05/2012 16:05 - United States - Portland
By llozano715 - 13/09/2010 05:41 - France
By Frosty - 06/04/2009 07:13 - United States
r_frost20 tells us more.
By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
Ashlynnlove tells us more.
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End
Biker down
By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States
By itsEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 05:34 - United States
By Sam l. - 10/11/2012 06:51 - United States
Scary
By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal
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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand
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By frenchgirl - 23/11/2009 06:59 - United States
Save the doggo
By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States
By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore
By weirdedout - 24/05/2010 15:14 - United States
Dozing off
By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States
Time to run
By friendlessatwork - 02/10/2012 18:27 - United States - Storrs Mansfield
Keywords
I posted this comment yesterday as frosty. I just thought I'd clear up a few things for the repliers. Yes, I agree the job is lame. I'm a co-manager, though, and it pays well for what it is. I made 38000 dollars last year I'm only 22. I've worked there since I was 15. Way too long. I am a college student. I attend the Savannah College of Art and Design, which is quite a prestigious art school. I'm an animation/sound design major (Dual major). My current GPA is a 3.55 I have a full scholarship since my high school academics were pretty good. I posted this because even I thought it was hilarious.